BI POLAR BEARS
Due to the massive interest and popularity of
the Bi-Polar Bear range please allow  14 days
as i may have to make you one from scratch.  
They are selling faster than i can make them.
This does mean you will always have your
very own collectible bear.
Email me for further info. XOXOXO
$39.00 for large Bear
$25.00 for medium Bear
$18.00 for Small Bear


                                                                   BI_POLAR BEAR

Hello my name is Shrunken shawn
If you find me please return me to Richmond
Clinic as I could become paranoid and bash
you in the knee caps while you sleep.
If you decide to take me home
PLEASE don’t get me wet. I am scared of
melting in the water.
   BI_POLAR BEAR

Hello my name is yicky vicki
If you find me could you please
Return me to Richmond clinic
As I am a danger to myself and
others….if you take me home
PLEASE don’t get me wet. I am
Scared of the melting in the water.

 B
          Bi-Polar Bear

  Heavy Metal Betty

If you find me please return
me to Richmond clinic or i may
start rolling drunks outside
the pub deluding myself i am a
bouncer. If you take me home
please don't get me wet as i
am scared of melting in the
water.

          Bi-Polar Bear

My name is Max, or is it Maxine
When I had long hair they called me Pantene
But I got it cut short, when I got caught,
repeating my crime, stealing women’s
underwear time after time
Now a guest of the government, 2 years will
be ample, because I could not give back a
clean urine sample.
So if you find me please stow me away, cos
in the big house, with me they will play.
Bi-Polar Disorder is a serious medical condition.
If you or anyone you know suffers from a mental condition of
any sort seek medical help. Mental disorders appear to be
more common than physical disorders but left undiagnosed
tragic outcomes are not uncommon so seek professional help.